I know you’re horny, but don’t be an idiot. He’s old and skeevy, and you have no idea how many horny undergrads he’s fucked. Wrap the rascal.

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  1. ElsieFanny said

    Are you sure that you wouldn’t reconsider? I was so looking forward to imagining coming inside you without anything between us. I promise that all of those coeds that I have had imaginary sex with were completely clean and disease free.

  2. GP said

    I loved this post! I chose the condom first, but I had to peek at all the options. This cracked me up; I love how willing you are to shock the audience with the unexpected.

    ElsieFanny, you do a really good imitation of a creepy guy 🙂 That’s hilarious!

    • ElsieFanny said

      Why do you think it is an imitation, young lady? I think that we should get to know each other a little better before reaching any snap judgments. Let me know what motel we should meet up at so that we can discuss things more comfortably.

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